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JÖNS -
Helping You to understand the
Swedes You can say
three things about the Swede in wintertime...
It's black,
depressed
and as always: blonde.
Why? Jöns wants to help you to understand,
and tries to do that with a collection of Swedish expressions.
All T-shirts are Unisex and produced in
Sizes Lagom S, Lagom M and Lagom L.
TJENARE
KEXET,
HÄR STÅR
DU OCH SMULAR
[Ask a
Swede for the right pronounciation]
This
classic pickup phrase just can’t go wrong. Why swedes think
that a cracker is a hunk instead of a drug addict isn’t
clear.
Price: 299 SEK
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MILDA
MAKARONER!!!
[Ask a
Swede for the right pronounciation]
Eventhough
you wouldn’t describe macaronies as either mild
or hot, the Swedes seem to agree that this is
the perfect expression for chock.
Price: 299 SEK
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DRA ÅT
PEPPAR’N
[Ask a
Swede for the right pronounciation]
This
phrase started spreading anger in
the 18th century. The smashing point is that pepper
grows far away.
Price: 299 SEK
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VISA VAR
SKÅPET SKA STÅ
[Ask a
Swede for the right pronounciation]
WARNING:
Use with care. The swedes are mortally allergic to attitude.
Price: 299 SEK
ORDER HERE*
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JÖNS AND
FRIENDS*, or
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